Some Funny US Bumper Stickers


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  • Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
  • It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
  • If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
  • You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  • The Earth Is Full - Go Home
  • I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
  • So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
  • Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
  • I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off
  • If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong ...
  • Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
  • If You Can Read This,
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
  • Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
  • If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
  • Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
  • Ax Me About Ebonics
  • Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
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