Some more quotes by Johnny

  • "Most people would of ran, you said, 'wait, let me get my camera.'"
  • "If they use an animal to promote their product, a portion of their profits should go to the animal. What do you say?"
  • "I thought I was horny this morning, but I just had to pee."
  • "This holes got a sock in it."
  • "This is Hana. With most jobs drinking is mandatory."
  • "I am constantly tortured by the paradox of enjoying my freedom and being tormented by lonliness."
  • "It might take a while for them to dry out coz they're made to absorb."
  • "If two people are soul mates, it should be mutual."
  • "You can come to Arcata and forget about the rest of the world."
  • "You have the weirdest taste in almost everything, ya know that?" "Thank you, that's why your my friend."
  • "She distracts me so much." "You like her?" "She's got big tits."
  • "I'm at that age where I have to fight gravity."
  • "How can we have a galactic relationship when we can't even get on with each other."
  • "I never saw him with his hat off and I always wondered why people called him curly."
  • "He smashed it so hard, it didn't hang up."
  • "And your supposed to work on a computer that you haven't got access to."
  • "He died on the deck and fell off."
  • "She exploits the fact that I'm really fucked."
  • "I told her if one knows Johnny, I think they can safely say they know a lot of people."
  • "How can you have an ego if you haven't got any teeth."
  • "How often does a Jeopardy question have an answer of Sid Vicious in it?"
  • "I don't even have a drivers license and they gave me a valet position."
  • "I told her I didn't want the sex, I wanted the money."
  • "On my 21st birthday my dad asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink. I said, 'no dad, I've already given up'"
  • "I just wanted to get some variety in our cuddling."
  • " I never trust a man with a woman's name."
  • "If the problem can be solved, don't worry about it."
  • "That's great, an ad on TV to tell you not to watch TV."
  • "...I dunno man, I'm lookin at married woman myself."
  • "You have top Ramen breath."
  • "Your my life and I want to spend the rest of it with you."
  • "I think attaching yourself to an oversized rubber band and throwing yourself off of a bridge is crazy."
  • " took away my childhood by building a house there."
  • "I can never love you enough and I always give you everything I've got."
  • "I've always wished what I've found in you but never thought I'd find it."
  • "I am in love with the UK forever. You are certainly wrong calling it improperly."
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