Some Funny US Bumper Stickers


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  • Cat: The Other White Meat
  • Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
  • Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
  • Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His AnimalFriends
  • Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired From A Car Window
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
  • Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
  • What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
  • Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals
  • Been There, Did That, Got The Tee Shirt
  • Honk If You Want Me To Go Slower
  • Motherhood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take.
  • Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
  • God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
  • I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
  • Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
  • Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
  • 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
  • EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
  • If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
  • Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
  • If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
  • I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
  • Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes!
  • If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
  • If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
  • You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same!
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

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