Some Funny US Bumper Stickers



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  • Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
  • I used to be Snow White, but I drifted...
  • The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
  • Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
  • Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
  • The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
  • I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
  • I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
  • All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
  • Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
  • My Reality Check bounced.
  • I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
  • The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?!
  • Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
  • Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
  • I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
  • You are here: X
  • There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
  • Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
  • You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
  • I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
  • It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
  • Men don't roar, women roar. Then they throw heavy objects.
  • There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1) Never tell everything you know.
  • Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...
  • I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  • When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?

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