Some Funny US Bumper Stickers

Thought you might find a few of the following pretty amusing.

Well if not, you can't say I didn't try. Till next time.....J

Bumper Stickers Seen This Year
  • No Radio - Already Stolen.
  • Cover me: I'm changing lanes.
  • All generalizations are false.
  • I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
  • My kid beat up your honors student.
  • Conserve toilet paper, use both sides..
  • Never mind the damn whales. Save the people!
  • Remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • I'm out of bed & dressed. What more do you want?
  • Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net.
  • Your kid may be an honors student but you're an IDIOT!
  • Forget about Karma... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
  • I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
  • Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.......Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • i souport publik edekasion
  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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