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- "Most people would of ran, you said, 'wait, let me get my camera.'"
- "If they use an animal to promote their product, a portion of their profits should go to the animal. What do you say?"
- "I thought I was horny this morning, but I just had to pee."
- "This holes got a sock in it."
- "This is Hana. With most jobs drinking is mandatory."
- "I am constantly tortured by the paradox of enjoying my freedom
and being tormented by lonliness."
- "It might take a while for them to dry out coz they're made to absorb."
- "If two people are soul mates, it should be mutual."
- "You can come to Arcata and forget about the rest of the world."
- "You have the weirdest taste in almost everything, ya know that?" "Thank you, that's why your my friend."
- "She distracts me so much." "You like her?" "She's got big tits."
- "I'm at that age where I have to fight gravity."
- "How can we have a galactic relationship when we can't even get on with each other."
- "I never saw him with his hat off and I always wondered why people called him curly."
- "He smashed it so hard, it didn't hang up."
- "And your supposed to work on a computer that you haven't got access to."
- "He died on the deck and fell off."
- "She exploits the fact that I'm really fucked."
- "I told her if one knows Johnny, I think they can safely say they know a lot of people."
- "How can you have an ego if you haven't got any teeth."
- "How often does a Jeopardy question have an answer of Sid Vicious in it?"
- "I don't even have a drivers license and they gave me a valet position."
- "I told her I didn't want the sex, I wanted the money."
- "On my 21st birthday my dad asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink. I said, 'no dad, I've already given up'"
- "I just wanted to get some variety in our cuddling."
- " I never trust a man with a woman's name."
- "If the problem can be solved, don't worry about it."
- "That's great, an ad on TV to tell you not to watch TV."
- "...I dunno man, I'm lookin at married woman myself."
- "You have top Ramen breath."
- "Your my life and I want to spend the rest of it with you."
- "I think attaching yourself to an oversized rubber band and throwing yourself off of a bridge is crazy."
- "...you took away my childhood by building a house there."
- "I can never love you enough and I always give you everything I've got."
- "I've always wished what I've found in you but never thought I'd find it."
- "I am in love with the UK forever. You are certainly wrong calling it improperly."
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